Indeed, it's Packed with Gibberish, Over-the-Top Hospitality and Psychobabble. Yet I Truly Cherish Meghan's Holiday Special.
No concerned with the time of year, it's constantly hunting season for criticism on the Meghan Markle's televisual offering, With Love, Meghan. Reviewers, from seasoned journalists to online pundits, have hardly ever agreed so completely as when eagerly tearing the program's earlier episodes to pieces. The general consensus was that a more egregious regal scandal had never been witnessed than the notorious snack re-labeling incident.
Presently, as a festive rebel, she is back with a new offering with a "Festive Special" (also known as a holiday episode). However on this occasion, the dynamic has changed. The standard components viewers are accustomed to – vague self-help platitudes, extreme hosting – remain, but within the context of a yuletide episode, the purpose becomes clear. The puzzle has come perfectly; it's a perfect snow storm.
At this stage, Meghan resembles the oddball family member at the typical holiday get-together – dispensing unasked-for guidance, and delivering the periodic peculiar declaration. ("I love spinach!" … "A tradition has to have a beginning." … "A tree is part of my memory and love of the holiday season.") She's quite a personality, but her company is customary and unexpectedly soothing. And she appears pleased; she's not doing the slightest hurt.
She understands her every micro expression, syllable and look will be picked apart and criticised, but nonetheless looks carefree and remarkably at ease.
Perhaps this is the only time in history where that well-worn saying – "Don't listen, it's pure jealousy" – might be true. Since, let's face it, all aspects in Meghan's Holiday Celebration honestly feels lovely. Granted, it's all painfully excessive, foolishness and flamboyant – but is that not just what Christmas is all about? And the talk she's talking might be laughable, but the life she leads seems authentically impeccably styled.
Anything she sets her mind to, she executes with style. Her recipes looks delicious, the festive decoration she makes is breathtaking, her presents are almost too pretty to unwrap. Nothing is mediocre or ugly – including the way she secures her kitchen garment is artful and chic. She doesn't throw a meal in the oven, it "has a moment", and she folds wrapping paper like an paper-folding expert. She also seems to be thoroughly enjoying herself the entire time. How could any skeptical viewer not be convinced, bursting with seasonal cheer and left with a intense desire for handmade crackers or a vegetable display where broccoli is organized in the shape of a wreath?
Meghan had a career in acting for a living, obviously, but nonetheless, after the intensity of scrutiny she has endured since she became involved with Prince Harry, even a hypothetical offspring of two legendary actresses would have difficulty behaving this genuinely. Her unwillingness to alter or even moderate her persona, even though it being so persistently, widely parodied, is weirdly comforting. In our unpredictable world, here is something we can rely on: Meghan will be like this, whatever happens. We will always know where we are with her.
If you're still not buying her brand, a point that will undoubtedly come as a reassurance: you aren't required to. We don't have mandatory conscription in this country, and were it to return, it would be doubtful to include streaming With Love, Meghan: Holiday Celebration. If, however, you choose to watch and are gripped with envy about her idyllic Christmas, all is not lost either. Whether you're a duchess or a office worker, no kid completely grasps the dedication and labor their parent puts in in the holiday season. So you can take heart by envisioning her children's faces when they unfold a calligraphy note that says, 'I love you because you are brave,' from a homemade Advent calendar, rather than a candy.